AIorHot Dog
Every company says they're AI now. We separate the spicy mustard from the posers putting ketchup on a sausage and calling it a neural network.
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◆ Methodology
Each subject is scored from 0 (pure hot dog) to 100 (load-bearing AI) across six weighted criteria. An LLM acts as the panel — it considers the company's actual products, research output, infrastructure, and the gap between marketing language and engineering reality. This is satire, not investment advice. A low score means a company markets AI more than it builds it; a high score means AI is genuinely the substance, not the seasoning.